Funny Cop Shirts

Cop humor from the people who get the joke. Nightshift Goons shirts are written for the officers working while everyone else is asleep: the cruiser idling in the cemetery at 0300, the corner store that's on the call sheet every night, the word you never say out loud on shift.

Start with Ghosty, our graveyard shift mascot, or with Zynville, the fictional department that runs on nicotine and is proudly Aggressively Average. Most designs are a large back print with a small Nightshift Goons logo on the chest. A few are worn up front.

Every shirt is a Bella+Canvas 3001 in sizes S through 3XL.