Zynville PD

Welcome to Zynville, a fictional town whose police department runs on nicotine and is proudly Aggressively Average. If you've worked for a department like it, you'll recognize the place.

The Zynville PD has everything a real department has, just slightly worse. There's a shoulder patch with Goons and Nicotine on it, a shield with the motto "In 6mg We Trust," and a classic black-and-white cruiser. Every tin is logged as property of Zynville PD, with the warning that being a goon will land you in IA. Its beat includes the Stop n Rob and the Hood Quick Stop, the two corner stores that are on the call sheet every night.

Zynville is a parody. It isn't a real department, and it isn't affiliated with any brand. Bella+Canvas 3001 tees and Cotton Heritage M2580 hoodies, S–3XL.