Zynville “Aggressively Average” Cop Hoodie

Zynville doesn't promise excellence. It promises consistency. Aggressively Average, printed across the front of a heavyweight hoodie on the department's parody pack.

An honest gift for the officer who's tired of mission statements.

Front: the Zynville Aggressively Average pack. Upper left sleeve: Zynville Police. On Black.

Hoodie details

• Cotton Heritage M2580 premium pullover hoodie
• 100% cotton face; 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket, 3-panel hood, matching flat drawstrings
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Sizes S–3XL. Sourced from Pakistan
• Runs small. For the best fit, order one size up.